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2014 August 4

Promise ring 1/4 ct tw Size 5.5 Trade for hand gun!!! – $275


Very unique Promise ring for sale $275 reasonable offers accepted! Cash only! Paid over $400 comes with lifetime warranty from Helzbergs! I have proof of perchase! Practically brand new! Will trade for hand gun 9mm, .40 cal. , or .45

Trading a promise ring for a handgun, you say?

Thanks for the post, Amy!

19 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 August 4
    CapnMac permalink

    Not like that trade is going to end badly or anything . . .

    Adores: 6
  2. 2014 August 4
    CapnMac permalink

    Hmm, a person has an item of some value, and wishes to exchange it for a completely different sort of item–there could be a business there. A profitable business. Why, that business could also offer loans of cash against an item of value. that item to be returned upon repayment, too.
    I wonder how one could find such a business?

    Adores: 6
    • 2014 August 4
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      I’ll ask the bishop. He might know of a place in close proximity.

      Adores: 5
      • 2014 August 4
        Demon Duck of Doom permalink

        There is such a place in Queens, but I got rooked the last time I was there.

        Adores: 4
        • 2014 August 4
          camille permalink

          You should have known better than to go there at knight.

          Adores: 3
    • 2014 August 4
      Windrose permalink

      I’m getting board with this whole discussion.

      Adores: 0
      • 2014 August 4
        One Moving Violation permalink

        You never heard of the Pawn? It’s the fastest piece on the board. It did the Castle run in 6 moves!

        Adores: 1
  3. 2014 August 4

    You made me promises, promises
    You knew you’d never keep.
    Promises, promises,
    Now I’m packing heat.

    Adores: 6
  4. 2014 August 4
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Perfect tiara for the queen of your tiny human health care workers! Hours of fun and excitement!

    Adores: 4
  5. 2014 August 4

    Hammy, Ralph, C””J, get in line. We only have two helmets, so one of you has to do without. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Lonely Hearts Club and Firing Range members!

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 August 4
      nojazzhere permalink

      What a coincidink…..two Saturday Night Specials in one ad!…..wonder which one will “go off” first?

      Adores: 4
  6. 2014 August 4
    Ralph permalink

    To sleep, perchase to dream; ay, there’s the gub.

    Adores: 2
  7. 2014 August 4
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Disheveled boxes of my stuff – Trade for medical services

    I have several hastily-packed boxes of my things. They were thrown from a second-story window and landed in the dirt, so the clothes will need a little bit of washing and my beloved Game Boy has seen better days. Will trade for immediate medical attention for gunshot wound. Experience treating a lacerated spleen a plus.

    Sorry about the blood.

    Adores: 6
  8. 2014 August 4
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Cash only!… …Will trade for hand gun

    Now that hand guns are now considered cash, how many handguns will fit in my wallet?

    and

    What do you have in your wallet?

    Adores: 7
    • 2014 August 4
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      I may have change for a .22.

      Adores: 8
    • 2014 August 4
      SilvaNoir permalink

      I know when I go to the bank I tell them not to give me anything bigger than a rifle. No one wants to break a bazooka.

      Adores: 4
  9. 2014 August 4
    limelolly permalink

    I have a SuperSoaker, or is that too ironic?

    Adores: 4
  10. 2014 August 4
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Why, the groom has got the ring
    And it’s such a pretty thing
    But as he slips it on her finger
    The choir begins to sing

    Does your promise ring leave your finger green if you wear it overnight?
    Did you bring that carat-ty ring to a love spat or to a gun fight?
    Does the ring size for a handgun prize make this offer out of sight?
    Does your promise ring leave your finger green if you wear it overnight?

    Adores: 4

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