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2014 October 3

Sexy woman at western [state] fair pink shirt – m4w

I seen u u smiled I asked how u was doing u walked off and I seen u look back while I was checking u out.im bald white guy with a green shirt on … Probably a long shot but u was very sexy so worth a shot… If this was u hit me up and tell me what I was doing when I seen u

So what do we think Mr. Clean here was doing when he seen her?

  • Picking fried butter out of his teeth?
  • Trying to pry off the GPS anklet?
  • Attempting to secure his party’s 2016 presidential nomination?
  • Yoga?

What do you think?

(Thanks for the post, OMV!)

23 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 October 3

    He was reading a book, maybe Proust or maybe How to Be an Effective Homeschooling Parent.

    Adores: 6
  2. 2014 October 3
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    What 16 year old girl dressed to the nines for the apex of rural social activity of the year doesn’t LOVE being hit on by a skeevy bald carnie with a court ordered registration status taking sips from a flask of Mad Dog 20/20 while operating the Gravitron? Ah, the memories.

    Adores: 9
  3. 2014 October 3
    Ralph permalink

    “Probably a long shot….”

    That depends on the type of weapon she has.

    Adores: 5
  4. 2014 October 3
    HamCan permalink

    It’s a game of use all the U’s

    She looked very sexy in her pink muumuu, I bet she could “vacuum my carpet” like no other!
    Her feet made a soft squushing sound as she hurried past me, I wonder if she would join me before passover for triduum?

    Adores: 6
  5. 2014 October 3

    I seen u look back while I was checking u out, then u turned and barfed in the oyster tank. It were magic.

    So romantic. And people wonder where I get the inspiration for my books. 8)

    Adores: 2
  6. 2014 October 3

    Now, to business. One and C””J, out of the box. C””J, you get the helmet since One is responsible for today’s ad. Punchity Punch Punch!

    I know it’s not fair, it’s not even circus.

    Good Morning, Rubes!

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 October 3
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Oh no, I don’t want to be responsible for anything. I prefer being irresponsible for this.

      Adores: 1
  7. 2014 October 3
    nojazzhere permalink

    Ah…..my favorite passage from Fifty Shades of Grey…

    …and the answer to his question is…” Taking pictures of pre-pubescent girls coming off the Ferris Wheel.”….

    Adores: 7
  8. 2014 October 3
    camille permalink

    It’s the State Fair. Obviously he was watching the hog-calling contest while eating a fried Twinkie on a stick, like everybody else at the State Fair. (Full disclosure: I absolutely love state fairs, and while I’ve never eaten a fried Twinkie, I’ve eaten more kinds of state fair food on a stick than you can shake a stick at.)

    Adores: 5
    • 2014 October 3
      One Moving Violation permalink

      *shakes stick at camille*

      Adores: 3
    • 2014 October 3
      capnmac permalink

      State Fair of Texas is on right now. One of the featured foods is fried Shiner Beer.
      Also: Deep Fried Milk and Cookies on a Stick; Biscuit Fries with Chocolate Gravy; and the Fried Chocolate Maple Bacon Amazeballz <sic> (!)

      Adores: 3
  9. 2014 October 3
    Tigprincess permalink

    Since I’m British and therefore being ignorant of the standard types found at a state fair I assume that there could only have been one sexy woman in pink shirt and one bald white guy? Presumably the woman was in fact State Fair Queen and the only woman entitled to wear pink ( it’s such an underused colour for female garments as we all know), and Sparkii was the only (pick one or more from following choice) bald/white/guy/ leering/staring/checking out ? I mean, heaven forfend if the wrong hot sexy woman in a pink shirt got hold of the wrong bald white guy? It could cause disruptions all over the western states and the end of civilisation as we know it.

    Adores: 6
  10. 2014 October 3

    the end of civilisation as we know it.

    Tig, we can only hope. 8)

    Adores: 0
  11. 2014 October 3
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I see one of my submissions showed up while I am on vacation and can’t be here. I think dan has been watching me and waited ’til I was gone to post this. I won’t be home for another two days.

    Conspiracies are everywhere.

    Adores: 3
  12. 2014 October 3
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Sparky’s guide to How to Seduce Wimmens and Other Incomprehensible Alien Species specifically says that if she walks away when greeted, that means she wants you. Also, if she wears a pink shirt, that totally means yes. In fact, the only time you shouldn’t go for it is when she is actively beating you upside the head with a restraining order, which just means she’s playing hard to get.

    Adores: 4
  13. 2014 October 3
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Sparky was probably checking every sexy woman out and there were 20 more ads similar to this one but with a woman wearing a blue shirt, and another with a flowery shirt, and one with a tube top, etc.

    Adores: 3
  14. 2014 October 3
    Meg permalink

    So what do we think Mr. Clean here was doing when he seen her?

    Based on the content of the post, I can only assume ”downward facing dog’, or mayhaps ‘sleazy leering lizard’.

    Adores: 1
  15. 2014 October 5

    Oh my gosh! At the restaurant last night, at the next table there was a bald white guy wearing a green shirt! What are the odds?

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 October 5
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Last Friday, I went to the first night of TOMODACHI FEST 7. There was a voice actor there as a guest speaker. He was a bald white guy and he said, “If you see a bald white guy moving through the crowd, just come on up and say hi”. It may be interesting to know that this was the same city where this post is from.

      …and Windy, the odds are not even at the restaurant where you saw the bald white guy wearing a green shirt…odds are not even at all.

      Adores: 1

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