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2011 April 5

I’m not sure why this surprises me, exactly, but there are still people in the world who can’t figure out how to spell ottoman. (There’s three different links in there, folks. Go ahead and review. I’ll wait.)

leather chair used outdoors on our patio. comes with ottamen. please take it!

chair and oddoman

Tan Leather Couch & Chair w/Autumn

$1,200.00
Modern Leather Couch
Chocolate brown with audiman EXCELLENT CONDITION

***GREEN CHAIR AND AUTAMEN*** – $50

Gorgeous Brown Leather Sectional with Matching Automen – $950

I have a leather couch and a leather chair and an abdomen they are in great condition.

autumn and chair


autumn and chair. the chair reminds me of a queens chair and the autumn is very cumffy.

Microfiber Couch with Matching Autimen – $100

Thanks, Tom, Sands, Marisa, EclecticBlue, MB, Erin, Rosa, rmreader, and Windrose!

113 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 April 5

    Well, unless the “tan leather couch and chair w/Autumn” is referring to the fact that Sparky’s girlfriend is part of the deal, I suggest the following for all future postings which require the spelling of ottoman:

    Couch/chair/camel/mango, in great/good/slightly used/auntie-stained/snake-hiding/three-legged condition for sale/steal/giveaway/come take it it’s yours. Comes with automan audiman autumnan automan autimen thing for resting your feet on.

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    • 2011 April 5
      mudslicker permalink

      You forgot abdomen….

      ??

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 April 5
      Lara permalink

      Auntie stained-snake hiding Mango in great condition and available to a happy home?

      Adores: 10
    • 2011 April 5
      SisterLyle permalink

      What about the firm obo? I would have to assume it’s part of this deal.

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 April 5
        TacoMagic permalink

        It’s not the size of your firm obo that counts, it’s the style of your auto, man.

        Adores: 6
        • 2011 April 5
          Windrose permalink

          HAPPY BIRTHDAY TACO!

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          TacoMagic permalink

          THANKS WINDY!

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        • 2011 April 5
          Lola permalink

          In Taco’s case, it may be the SIZE OF HIS MASSIVE LINK that counts as well. Happie Birrthday, TackoMajik and your LINK! 8)

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5

          Hapday Birthpy, QuesoWicca! ??

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          mudslicker permalink

          ?Feliz cumplea?os! our little BurritoSurprise!

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 April 5

          I thought Tron was a result of a BurritoSurprise?

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        • 2011 April 5
          TacoMagic permalink

          Actually Tron was BurritoPlanned.

          Adores: 8
  2. 2011 April 5

    I have a leather couch and a leather chair and an abdomen they are in great condition.

    Ed Gein, is that you?

    Adores: 15
  3. 2011 April 5
    ghostcat permalink

    I have a leather couch and a leather chair and an abdomen they are in great condition.

    Now Sparky’s just bragging. I have an abdomen too, but you don’t see me posting about it on CraigsList.

    Adores: 13
    • 2011 April 5
      Lara permalink

      I was relieved to know they had an abdomen. I don’t buy from torsoless people

      Adores: 9
      • 2011 April 5
        ghostcat permalink

        I take mine everywhere, it’s where I keep many of my favorite organs. And also this squishy bit that’s either my appendix or all the gum I’ve ever swallowed.

        Adores: 10
        • 2011 April 5

          I think i-

          **thinks twice about what he is about to say**

          Nevermind.

          Adores: 7
  4. 2011 April 5
    penguin permalink

    leather
    abdomen (in great condition)
    mind in gutter
    corner

    Adores: 8
  5. 2011 April 5
    TacoMagic permalink

    Do as you autumn, add acid to oddoman.

    Adores: 4
  6. 2011 April 5

    Yo, Taco!!! Happy Birfday!!!!!!!!

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 April 5
      ghostcat permalink

      :sticks candle in decorated coffee slice:

      Happy Birthday, Taco!
      Way to survive another year of being you ?

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 April 5
        LurkRealClose permalink

        Happy Birthday, Taco!

        Nobody’s you quite like you.

        Adores: 2
    • 2011 April 5
      Angel permalink

      Happy Birthday!

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 April 5
      penguin permalink

      Happy Birthday! I got you a cake from CL. It’s a diaper cake which will come in handy if you feel like wearing something different than your thong.

      Adores: 5
    • 2011 April 5

      We know it is your birthday
      We would have made you cake
      But after much discussion
      We don’t know how to bake
      We went down to the bakery
      To have them make parfait
      They burnt it to a cinder
      Sooooo…..
      We got you lingerie.

      Happy birthday, MagiMexiMelt.

      Adores: 10
    • 2011 April 5
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      Happy birthday Taco. You don’t look any older than you did yesterday.

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 April 5
      TacoMagic permalink

      Thanks Guys. You sure know how to make a Mystical Tortilla Entrée feel loved.

      Adores: 5
      • 2011 April 5
        TacoMagic permalink

        Also:

        Mystical Entrée is IF’s Bowling for Soup knock-off band.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 April 5
          otter permalink

          Bowling for Soup reference…… priceless!

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        • 2011 April 5
          otter permalink

          or at least 10 firm obos

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          Jen permalink

          *points*

          Look, an otter, man!

          Oooh, I sound like a Sparky!

          Adores: 1
    • 2011 April 5
      Camille permalink

      Happy Taco, Birthday!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 April 5

      Happy Birthday, TacoMagic! May you have many more, at least enough to be able to drive to the supermarket and forget what you were about to do before you even get out of the driveway!

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 April 5
      Jen permalink

      Happy you-niversary Taco, from a place where it’s already not-you-day again. ??

      Adores: 3
  7. 2011 April 5

    It’s a chair, it’s a divan, it’s Oddoman!

    Adores: 5
  8. 2011 April 5

    I may be able to help the Sparky’s of the world. I find the best way to remember things like this is to put it in a song, perhaps something like this:

    I am the very model of a comfortable ottoman
    My frame is strong and make of oak, my leather is Corinthian
    I’ve held aloft the feet and derrieres of self-made royalty
    And all I have to offer could be yours now for a modest fee

    I’m very well-acquainted, too, with matters podiatrical
    From bromhidrosis, athlete’s foot and bunions most theatrical
    From fallen arches, hammertoe, and other types of foot disease
    I’ve given the afflicted aid and comfort with amazing ease

    I’ve given the afflicted aid and comfort with amazing ease
    I’ve given the afflicted aid and comfort with amazing ease
    I’ve given the afflicted aid and comfort with amazimazing ease

    My top is soft and pillowy, like resting on J-Lo’s behind
    Coincidentally, the act of stuffing it will blow your mind
    But if you cannot spell it right, I’ll brain you with a frying pan
    It’s O-T-T-O-M-A-N, and that’s how you spell ottoman.

    No, if you cannot spell it right, I’ll brain you with a frying pan
    It’s O-T-T-O-M-A-N, and that’s how you spell ottoman.

    Adores: 12
    • 2011 April 5
      Lilly permalink

      way to earworm Gilbert and Sullivan on me

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 April 5
        LurkRealClose permalink

        As a certified geek, I not only have the Gilbert and Sullivan earworm, I have it as performed by Patrick Stewart and Brent Spiner.

        Adores: 5
        • 2011 April 5
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          Followed closely by Bradley Whitford, Rob Lowe, and Emily Procter.

          Adores: 2
    • 2011 April 5
      CoffDrop permalink

      But thou — from thy reluctant hand
      The thunderbolt is wrung —
      Too late thou leav’st the high command
      To which thy weakness clung;
      All Evil Spirit as thou art,
      It is enough to grieve the heart
      To see thine own unstrung;
      To think that God’s fair world hath been
      The footstool of a thing so mean;

      Lord Byron from Ode to Napoleon Buonoparte

      Adores: 4
  9. 2011 April 5
    Todd permalink

    My all-time favorite is still “otterman”.

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 April 5
      ghostcat permalink

      I still think that would be an awesome name for a superhero.

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 April 5
        LurkRealClose permalink

        Isn’t Otterman the Ostrimu’s sidekick?

        The New Adventures of Ostrimu and Otterman!
        Tuesdays at 3:05 pm on TBS.

        Adores: 5
        • 2011 April 5
          Lola permalink

          [hipster] “I used to watch Ostrimu and Otterman when you could only see them online, but not now that they have gone all corporate and are on TBS. Sell-outs.” [/hipster]

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5

          I get to be the Ostrimu’s sidekick? Awesome!

          [me corey]I reference the fact of this avatar, and its origin in a Redwall-centric rp forum, where the screen-name Astrognash originated via my character there, who was an otter.[/corey]

          Adores: 2
  10. 2011 April 5
    Windrose permalink

    *sniff, sniffle* I’m so proud! I finally submitted a listing worthy of posting on YSaC. I don’t know if I should have a cigarette or buy everyone bubblegum cigars.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 April 5

      Yeah, Windy!!

      I’ll take some vintage cereal if you have any.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 April 5
        Windrose permalink

        Sure, CJ. Rummage around in the box while you’re there today, and you should find some under the abdomen.

        Edit: Ew.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 April 5
          TacoMagic permalink

          Addendum: Also ew.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          SisterLyle permalink

          Ew et al.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          Lola permalink

          Ew to the fourth power.

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 April 5

          Oh, great…left in the bawks alone and all I got was this abdomen.

          Ew to the nth degree.

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 April 5

          Ewfinity!

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        • 2011 April 5

          Ew, ad infinitum et nauseum et cetera, et cetera.

          Adores: 2
    • 2011 April 5

      Yay, me too! (Though, I did have that creepy one last summer about the man looking for used children’s clothes…. shudder…) I’m honored to be sharing today with you ??

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 April 5
        TacoMagic permalink

        Most of the ones I send in are pretty tame compared to what actually makes it on the front page. Apparently there just aren’t enough people really, really sucking at Craigslist in Milwaukee/Chicago.

        Granted I don’t look through the personals because… ew.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 April 5

          [matt] Don’t you people have JOBS??? Seriously, how do you find time to snark and cruise CL for suckage?? Damn…I’m either pissed or impressed, not sure which [/endmatt]

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 April 5

          CJ: I was looking for a couch for realio on CL when I found this one. I even found my actual couch on CL later that day, and it didn’t have any snakes or dead auntie juices in it!

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 April 5

          I’m totally ruined for CL and will never buy anything…ever.

          It’s our benevolent overlord’s fault.

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 April 5

          I occasionally look to see if someone’s selling a musical instrument I’d be interested in so I can bug my dad about it.

          The thing about musical instruments is, there’s tons of blowing, fingering, tapping, and tonguing, but not much in the way of sucking. I do find something occasionally, but even then it’s usually not that bad.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 April 5
          ghostcat permalink

          So …

          many …

          inappropriate …

          jokes …

          I …

          can’t …

          make …

          :twitch, twitch:

          Damn you, Amazing Captain Jailbait.

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 April 5
          TacoMagic permalink

          I had to hide under my desk and hyperventilate into my lunch sack for a few minutes.

          *Looks at what he typed*

          Damn you unintended innuendo*, why do you stalk me?!

          *IF’s US version of the Accidental Band.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 April 5

          ??

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 April 5

          I was about to burst from unreleased snark buildup until I realized that Astro’s post is like those fridge magnets with words in them you can construct your own snark out of, so I didn’t really need to do anything. It writes itself.

          Which is great, because my lunch sack* couldn’t take much more.

          * By which I mean lunch sack. Y’all are filthy**.
          ** By which I mean someone really needs to sweep these corners.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 April 5

          How many tromboners does it take to change a lightbulb?

          Six. One to grope for it, one to screw it in, and four to make lewd sexual comments about it.

          Adores: 1
  11. 2011 April 5
    CapnMac permalink

    Y’know, tv just has not been the same since they canceled Automen.

    Adores: 6
  12. 2011 April 5
    Lola permalink

    I have a leather couch and a leather chair and an abdomen they are in great condition.

    Having just returned from a looong weekend in Florida involving entirely too many fermented beverages, sunburn, sand in my swimsuit, mutually purchased lapdances (don’t ask, there isn’t enough brain bleach to even begin to tell the story; there are photos on my camera that I am still afraid to look at yet), “enough glitter to choke a showgirl” (TM Meredith), and more cubanos calientes than you can shake a swizzle stick at, all my brain sees when it reads this line is ONE GIANT EUPHEMISM. If you’ll excuse me, I now need to go stick my head in a giant vat of brain bleach + coffee.

    Adores: 5
  13. 2011 April 5

    [OT]Great White North Geeks: (aka Mindfield and any other Canuks we have here)

    You might be interested in this ThinkGeek thingie… https://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?hl=en&formkey=dGJpbTNzaHJJeFU1RWpOUmFpTXI4TGc6MQ#gid=0

    [/OT]

    Adores: 0
    • 2011 April 5

      Bacon?? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 April 5

        Woo! Thanks for the heads up. I love ThinkGeek — but then I’m a geek. Filled out the form. Now we’ll see if I get picked, and if so, what they’ll send me.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 April 5
          Windrose permalink

          Do let us know! I hope it’s bacon. 8)

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 April 5

          I can’t say as I’m all that keen on mailed bacon. Unless it was bacon jerky. I would be very keen on bacon jerky.

          Adores: 1
  14. 2011 April 5
    LurkRealClose permalink

    Prussian Dictators FTW!

    You know what? I just had a brilliant* idea. I’m going to make Otto Von Bismark ottomans and sell them to history grad students. And maybe some Pinochet Pinochle decks, and some Philip II phillips-head screwdrives.

    *actual brilliancy will vary with use and contents may settle during shipping.

    Adores: 5
  15. 2011 April 5
    Ziaheart permalink

    This is just great! Autumn is my favourite season! And a couch to enjoy it to its fullest, to boot! I’ll have to take the first autumn, though. The second one is apparently “cumffy” and that fills my mind with disturbing pictures. Is this where I get shown to a corner?

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 April 5
      LurkRealClose permalink

      Zia – I’m pretty sure you can find it yourself, just follow the worn path on the carpet to where every one is sitting. Welcome to the corner. ??

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 April 5
        ghostcat permalink

        Would you like a leftover iron mango from yesterday? It’s just chock-full of ironic goodness!

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          Ziaheart permalink

          No thank you. Ironed mangos are like flattened waffles… where are the little receptacles that hold the syrup?

          … what do you mean those are called pancakes?

          Adores: 2
      • 2011 April 5
        TacoMagic permalink

        I think we should just rename the Snark Lounge “The Corner”.

        Sounds like a punk bar actually.

        Adores: 5
        • 2011 April 5

          Sounds like a pretentious bit of modern art to me.

          But then, I rarely get modern art.

          Adores: 4
      • 2011 April 5
        Ziaheart permalink

        I’m in good company, it seems.

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          Lola permalink

          Even if we are bad company, you are welcome here!

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 April 5

          Don’t you mean cumpany?

          **Oh, look, the corner’s a bourgeoisie statement of man’s inhumanity towards man!**

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 April 5

          No, no, pretentious beat poetry is in the other corner. This corner pipes in Tim Minchin over the PA.

          Adores: 1
    • 2011 April 5

      I agree with Zia…. And we should keep HamCan and Mr Winky away from the cumffy couch!

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 April 5

      Wasn’t there a shirt for sale a while ago that was “cumffy”?

      *on my way to the corner*

      Adores: 4
  16. 2011 April 5

    NEED MOAR CAFFEINE.

    Carryon.

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 April 5
      Lola permalink

      *passes giant vat of coffee*
      Here, I’m just making a little* more. It’s one of those days here, too.

      *a little = enough to sink the Bismarck

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 April 5

        I still have that picture of baby red pandas that TM linked to last week… It’s helping with the mood, but it’s not doing much chemically :-p

        P.S. The yawn! Squee!

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          TacoMagic permalink

          Do De Do.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 April 5
          Windrose permalink

          Ack! The goggles, they do nothing!

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 April 5
          TacoMagic permalink

          A Radioactive Man quote; nice.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 April 5

          Taco! *accusing glare* My work computer says you’re linking me to pr0nz…

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5
          TacoMagic permalink

          Probably because it’s on Freeadscanada.com.

          I’ve never seen the site before, but the name is less than reputable.

          I just google image searched something (not hawt prawn) and posted the linky. Seeing as that particular image came up for about 30 different calassafied ad sites, it’s probably a stock image.

          Here is a similar, yet different image from a more reputable site.

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 April 5
          ghostcat permalink

          That’s not pronz, that’s a fennec!?!

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5

          It’s a good thing I don’t work with animals*, because my “squee” was definitely ultrasonic.

          *Excluding the programming team

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 5

          Ooh, I love fennec foxes! Those ears! Those wonderful ears! I bet they could pick up shortwave.

          Adores: 1
      • 2011 April 5
        Innana permalink

        Lola, my sympathies — a giant vat of coffee must be worse to pass than a kidney stone!

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 April 5
          Lola permalink

          Innana, I am getting my exercise going back and forth to the facilities, that’s for certain! (Plus the physical activity is helping me stay awake.)

          Adores: 1
  17. 2011 April 5
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Ottomatic for the People is the name of my R.E.M cover band.

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 April 5
      Windrose permalink

      I love when they play “Losing My Religion” on Mango Irons and Axed Receivers.

      Adores: 4
    • 2011 April 5
      Lola permalink

      Tonight, at the 40 Watt (if anything is, it’s that band).

      Adores: 1
  18. 2011 April 5
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    Patio footstool = ottoman out.

    Adores: 2
  19. 2011 April 5
    TacoMagic permalink

    She proped my feet up high last night.
    Zero Comfort, legs up there.
    And I’m gonna be cramped all over by then.
    I miss the cowch so much I miss my ad.
    It’s french Prudential you know!
    My whole room is calassy now!

    And I think it’s gonna be a long long cowch
    Till Craigslist shows me better things online!
    This is not the deal I’m looking for!
    Oh no, no no I want an Ottoman
    Ottoman! Speeling like a sparky all day, online!

    It reads better if you read it to the Shatner version of the song.

    Adores: 5
  20. 2011 April 6
    Windrose permalink

    Time to let the cat out of the box. Punchity Punch Punch, CJ!

    G’Night, Wisconsin!

    Adores: 0

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