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2013 January 22

Love Seat Sofa French presidential furniture Mint Condistion Must Go –
$1000

Love Seat Sofa French presidential furniture Mint Condistion Must Go
Asap Need Gone Moving Spicail $1000 OBO Frame Love Seat Sofa coffee
Table And End Tables CALL FOR MORE INFO $1000 OBO xxx xxx-xxxx

Okay, everyone who is constitutionally eligible to own or use French presidential furniture, take a step forward.

Not so fast, Nicolas Sarkozy.

Is spicail like fra-gee-le, just in French? If so, shouldn’t it be spe?ail?

Also, it’s probably wrong that this is what I saw in the picture, right?

Thanks, Dave and the Ferret!

46 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 January 22
    HamCan permalink

    De Gaulle of this guy…

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    • 2013 January 22
      mud "static noise" slicker permalink

      It’s like the French Disconnection and The Heyday of the Jackal all couched into a woeful room full of tufted volcanic ash.

      *cough cough*

      Adores: 10
      • 2013 January 22

        I was thinking ‘dryer lint’, but I like volcanic ash better.

        Adores: 3
        • 2013 January 22
          Bombdude permalink

          Everyone likes a little ash now & then…

          Adores: 3
        • 2013 January 22
          CapnMac permalink

          There are those who prefer a large ash, and cannot prevaricate.

          I do not know if that cohort includes any French chief executives, though.

          Adores: 9
        • 2013 January 22

          I believe they are in the category of other brethren who are incapable of denial.

          Adores: 4
        • 2013 January 22

          Specifically, denial regarding the euphoric sensation originating in their nether regions that they feel upon seeing a female with prodigious hindquarters offset by a smaller torso enter a room.

          Adores: 6
        • 2013 January 22
          Windrose permalink

          This is the strangest ear worm I have ever had.

          Adores: 4
  2. 2013 January 22
    Lizzi permalink

    Presidential furniture huh……yeah I don’t see that showing up in the Oval Office anytime soon. Or maybe it was from the Whitehouse when Jefferson was president. Certainly looks to be in that style. Either way, I will pass on that sweet deal cuz I also think the furniture is carnivorous and will eat my guests.

    Adores: 4
    • 2013 January 22
      wanda permalink

      I do get the sense Carla Bruni Sarkozy would not have had this either.

      Adores: 4
      • 2013 January 22

        Trying to get this out of my head:
        Carla: Nic’ pour le règlement de divorce, vous devez avoir le divan grenouille!
        Nick: Non, il le faut! J’insiste!
        C: Non, je ne peux pas!
        N: Mais, il le faut!
        C: Non! Tous grenouille dégo?tant, non!
        N: Eh bien, je ne pas la conserver, tous gourgandine!
        C: Pig!
        N: Putain!
        And the reset degenerating into French profanity . . .

        Adores: 4
        • 2013 January 22
          DigitalAxis permalink

          You know it’s a good day when we begin snarking in French.

          Adores: 4
        • 2013 January 22
          Windrose permalink

          Oui!

          Adores: 0
    • 2013 January 22

      Well, it’s *French* Presidential furniture, which means only Fran?ois Hollande can buy it. That also explains why Nicolas Sarkozy had to put it up for sale.

      Adores: 7
  3. 2013 January 22

    The French are on their 5th Republic. I hope they get it right this time. Also why would they surrender the presidential furniture?

    Adores: 10
    • 2013 January 22
      Lizzi permalink

      Surrendering is in their blood. Or maybe it’s just a hobby, I don’t know. It’s hard to keep up with the French these days.

      Adores: 12
    • 2013 January 22
      wanda permalink

      This I know and know full well: with the French and their (ahem)
      proclivities, I will not have their “love seats” in my home. Thank you , monsieur. Good day.

      Adores: 14
    • 2013 January 22
      CapnMac permalink

      Perhaps they found out that Heinz Fischer regifted the set to them after having to be all polite when the demi-premiere of Ineverheardofitstan made it a State gift to Austria?

      Adores: 3
  4. 2013 January 22

    I see what this is – it’s a conspiracy! The French are conspiring to use bad spelling to sell everyone overly ornate (and possibly carnivorous) furniture. One day soon they will give the signal and legions of French ninjas will leap out of the cushions and into action. Everyone will be forced to wear berets and enjoy Jerry Lewis while listening to accordion music!

    It’s also possible that I’m over-reacting from having spent too much time inhaling tile glue fumes.

    :wraps self in tin foil:

    Now I’m a potato!

    Adores: 22
  5. 2013 January 22

    Funny, but I don’t remember any French President named Mint Condistion. I really should have stayed awake in my Presidential Furniture Through the Ages: 101 class, shouldn’t I?

    Adores: 13
    • 2013 January 22
      CapnMac permalink

      Hmm, perhaps Franz-saws Mint-condistion.

      F-r-a-n-?-o-i-s M-i-t-t-e-r-a-n-d; sorry, no, Sir Luxury-Yacht

      Do you think he could have mean, ‘Camaaaauuuuggghhhh’?

      Where’s that?

      France, I think.

      Isn’t there a Saint “Aaaaavvvveeeesss” in Cornwall?

      No that’s Saint “Ives”.

      Oh, yes. “Iiiiiivvvveeessss”!

      Adores: 4
  6. 2013 January 22
    DigitalAxis permalink

    spicial. adj. made of, or relating to, aspic.

    I knew it! They’re intelligent blancmanges from the planet Skyron, come to turn us all into Scotsmen! Run fer yer lives, laddies!

    Adores: 10
  7. 2013 January 22
    SilvaNoir permalink

    That love seat looks so strange to me. Like two froufrou chairs melded together after being exposed to radiation from a nuclear blast.

    Adores: 7
    • 2013 January 22
      Lizzi permalink

      That is the only logical explanation for that furniture

      Adores: 3
      • 2013 January 22
        CapnMac permalink

        Unless a time warp has delivered the control seat for the stardiver ship–which will complicate that Disaster Area show.

        Adores: 2
  8. 2013 January 22

    It’s French Presidential, there are OBOs, and it’s minty.
    **tears up**

    Alright, everyone, we can go home now, we’ve found the most beautiful posting ever.

    Adores: 11
    • 2013 January 22

      It’s like we’ve closed the loop, completed the circle, and found the ring. I think the Internet may cease to exist now….and we can say we were here for it.

      *sniffle, sniffle*

      It’s a beautiful thing, it is.

      Adores: 8
      • 2013 January 22
        Windrose permalink

        Wait, we have to record it, and measure it, and suggest theories for its further distribution. We have to have the Taco Thong dance and the Mindfield Memeorial Story Telling by Yancy! We have to RITUALIZE ALL THE THINGS!

        Adores: 3
  9. 2013 January 22

    Fresh prudential with a minty shell?! Magnifico!

    Adores: 6
  10. 2013 January 22
    Ralph permalink

    Amoire sacré de la Patrie, soutiens nos bras vengeurs….
    Aux armes, citoyens…

    Adores: 1
  11. 2013 January 22

    1. I don’t think this French Presidential furniture is really in mint condistion. It used to be sarkozy, but it’s not very comfortable anymore.

    2. The mint condistion engine is the internal combustion engine’s lesser-known, non-functional, etymologically challenged cousin.

    3.

    Must Go Asap Need Gone Moving

    Has To Going Is Leaving Has Been Departing Is Relocating Imperative To Ship Elsewhere Desire To Rid Self Of Likes Smashing Words Together

    Adores: 6
  12. 2013 January 23

    TC, hope you like the new additions to the Snark Lounge and the box! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Bonjour, mes amis!

    Adores: 0

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